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Traffic Demotivational Poster


TAGS: invention traffic light
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by gas

gas - November 27, 2011, 12:51 am
I like how your avatar goes with the comment xD
maoworks2 - November 26, 2011, 10:09 am
That's Cool,I'm Trying To Be young
mariand - November 25, 2011, 6:03 pm
seems an interesting idea...

FLYING HORSE - I saw a flying horse today. Sadly, too late.

TAGS: horse flying car accident traffic
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by suzieq

MrDamage - March 5, 2013, 5:22 pm
Makes me wonder if the car is left hand drive or right hand drive. And where the driver is...
PeteMan - April 30, 2012, 8:23 am
I want to see the insurance paperwork for this one...


TRAFFIC JAMS - Some days, I feel the DoT is intentionally screwing with me...

LEMMINGS - 2.a member of any large group following an unthinking course towards mass destruction


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of shit turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass bitch 4chan 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

More motifakes by Rudi-OH-NO

SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...


FROGGER - so this is why no one plays it anymore

TRAFFIC CONDITIONS - Better than average.



TAGS: canada traffic jam i hate when they go 10 15 km under the speed limit during rush hour dont you
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
What are you talking aboot?....that's the Lac Du Bonnet whorehouse.
CANADA - January 13, 2010, 5:48 pm
thats so true! 5L


TAGS: traffic line cutters
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 21, 2015, 5:44 am
Definitely one of my major peeve
Zetmonk - March 12, 2012, 6:50 am
Oh well done, that is truly something that can make my entire day!

TRAFFIC TICKET - What's that ? You didn't think we give pretty women ticket ? Well, you're right, we don't.

F U T I L I T Y - When your life reaches this juncture.



TAGS: road sign traffic
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Keysha

LogicDude - October 1, 2008, 1:58 pm
C-C-C-Combo breaker!!!!
D4V3 - June 26, 2008, 11:51 am
rofl only thing that could've made this better was a green traffic light hanging up XD


TAGS: police traffic ticket
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

Dill - April 8, 2011, 1:27 am
hahaha..."bag of antlers" too funny!!!
440wakeup - April 5, 2011, 6:45 pm
not if she doesn't tell.....its amazing what citizens complain about and what they dont complain about. besides shes si skinney it has 2b like making love to a bag of antlers.
rerun - April 5, 2011, 6:21 pm

Malarky. He would get investigated up the kazzoo AFTER the news was notified.
NotoriousGIL - April 5, 2011, 4:35 pm
LOL! A friend of mine is a VA State Trooper and actually said that to a woman.

TRAFFIC - why do u have to be so cruel ?!


GO AHEAD - Tailgate me, mother...

Not going anywhere? -

TAGS: traffic jam hell
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by falloutghoul

falloutghoul - August 19, 2013, 7:44 pm
I wouldn't eat that, LG.
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 7:30 pm

Oh, LOLZ! It's been under the seat for two months and has melted around a bolt, but the wrapper is still intact, so it's gonna be delicious, right? 5 been-there-done-that Ls!~

oh dear! Oh deer! -

TRAFFIC ENGINEERS - They know how to get their laughs.


TAGS: the gau 8 30mm cannon would be my best friend clearer of traffic and overall tool of vengance against all
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:47 pm
He'll be my..."Whuppin boy"...BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 10:03 am
ohh, a silent but deadly ass muffler
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 9:59 am
Actually I'm going to shove it straight up your butt, and you'll be my weapons carrier.
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:23 am
And you will cary it in your pocket?

GAS MASKS - In Russia, a mandatory gear for traffic control.

TAGS: gas mask russia traffic control
Rating: 3.47/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:43 am
I remember seeing this when I left Moscow for Smolensk. This was during the fires.
almarpa - August 20, 2010, 11:32 am
Actualy I pushed my brain to create something with that line but nothing enough funny popped up.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:28 am
I would want a gas mask to if the smog and air pollution was as bad as it is there too.

AND NOW FROM SKY-9 TRAFFIC - slight delay on the 405 southbound and northbound 57 will take you 30 minutes to merge with the 10 eastbound

TAGS: heavy traffic
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - November 28, 2010, 12:17 pm

I do miss Santa Cruz
agdaniele - November 28, 2010, 12:00 pm
The weather does make it nice, though.
rerun - November 28, 2010, 11:55 am

One thing I don't miss about Ca is the traffic.
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2010, 8:26 am
So... glad I don't have to park those things. I'd end up backing them right off the edge of the ship.

AIR TRAFFIC - someone up front has a lot of explaining to do...

NEW TRICKS - A drag to teach.

KEEP MOVING, KEEP MOVING - Nothing To See Here Folks

TRAFFIC JAM - Nice Job Asshole. Your Making people late for work

TAGS: city street traffic jam
Rating: 2.88/5

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Produceman117 - March 3, 2010, 8:20 pm
culos - March 3, 2010, 3:41 pm
DoofIs??? You fail just as bad...
Clipper - March 3, 2010, 3:40 pm
You spelled "You're" wrong, Doofis.

TRAFFIC JAMS... - the kind you don't mind being caught in!

TAGS: traffic
Rating: 2.69/5

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Cloudchaser - April 26, 2010, 10:14 am
Lake Havasu. The Panama City of the west coast when it's spring break season

TRADE SHOWS - an effective way to get word out about your product or service

TAGS: more traffic
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - June 22, 2014, 11:25 am

I know of at least 100. Scary
GaryO - June 22, 2014, 7:55 am
Heh heh...got me...good on you. (self: TO THE GREENY FILES!)
Greeny - June 22, 2014, 7:36 am
Cool! (But not as cool as having the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders at your booth - couldn't get within 100ft because of the crowd) - now let me rephrase my question: I wonder how many posters with rerun's face exist now...
GaryO - June 22, 2014, 12:21 am
Our marketing guys returned rather triumphantly from the last one with a couple swatches of synthetic that felt very much like human skin. Let your imagination run with that a bit.
GaryO - June 22, 2014, 12:21 am
Surprisingly, the electronics industry still holds lots of shows, of which our company has a booth at three or four a year.
Greeny - June 21, 2014, 11:02 pm
I wonder how many of these exist now...
TheTrashHeap - September 10, 2010, 9:49 pm
G'night RR.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:43 pm

hmmmm, will have to think on that one......anyhow, I am out for the evening.
TheTrashHeap - September 10, 2010, 9:33 pm
TheTrashHeap - September 10, 2010, 9:32 pm
Simple solution... Have a vasectomy, then tell her you want more kids. Also grow a mustache... trust me it will help.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:30 pm

make porn? Hell, that would mean she would actually have sex......unless there is going to be a baby, not happening
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:27 pm
squeeks and squeels?....you guys should make some porn....and keep it far away from us.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 9:24 pm
rerun - September 10, 2010, 8:59 pm

no, her last name was squeels
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 8:53 pm
I didn't know your last name was "squeeks".....did you take your wife's name.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 8:32 pm

funny....that is what mr squeeks said about you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 8:24 pm
That's fine...it was a dead lay anyways.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 8:13 pm

the hamster died this morning
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 8:08 pm
ask yourself why the hamster looks so terrified.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 8:00 pm

I was wondering why the dog was limping....and lisping
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
I raped your pets....BLAM!, Just like that.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 7:54 pm

ahhh ha
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 7:53 pm
I don't lurk.....I observe. then I strike when you least expect it.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 7:50 pm

bovine ninja....I see a poster theme in the future
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 7:47 pm
yeah, like a ninja........
rerun - September 10, 2010, 7:46 pm

I wonder what Mooooo will chime in with....you know he is lurking
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 7:43 pm
whoo-hoo!! FTW!!
rerun - September 10, 2010, 7:42 pm

how about candy striper strippers?
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 7:20 pm
or some strippers
Airman - September 10, 2010, 6:26 pm
a candy dish might help
rerun - September 10, 2010, 5:44 pm

I sure hope I get some takers this time


TAGS: grumpy cat unsnarls traffic humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Greybeard - May 23, 2014, 10:49 pm
Ha Ha Ha. My kids cat actually did this with her toys. 5L meow's.

Side Seat Driving -


TAGS: moderators rejected traffic citation courts say nice try crotchety
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 5, 2014, 3:54 am
lgvernon - April 5, 2014, 12:17 am

Not a chance, bud. Your signature is not an admission of guilt, it is merely a promise to appear. SIGN HERE. "What if I don't sign?" "I get to take you to jail for not only being a bad driver, but for being STOOPID, too." Have a nice day.

Camaraderie -

TAGS: cars traffic jam idiot
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Vanner

lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 4:09 pm

That should have been ceases.Geeeezzzzz.
lgvernon - September 5, 2013, 4:08 pm

I carried this flag today! It never ceaces to amaze me how inattentive the average driver is. They fail to see lane-merge signs going into construction that's been there for weeks, then wonder why I pretend they are invisible when they try to cut me off.

Bastard -

TAGS: car mirror traffic
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ashson

MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:52 pm
So...that was you huh? You 5L bastard!
ughomer - February 11, 2014, 3:22 am
Funny as hell! 5L.

That's Vehicular -

oh shit.. -

TRAFFIC - It scares away the fish

WORLD WAR Z, FIFTH WAVE - Guess where they're serving the all-you-can-eat zombie buffet?


TELEVISED HIGH SPEED PURSUITS - When routine traffic stops escalate into what law enforcement quaintly terms, "A cluster..."

EMO - You need another reason why they shouldn't reproduce ?

TAGS: emo whine biscuits suicide streets traffic child
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Porcelina - March 31, 2009, 9:43 pm
Stop analyzing my shit.
DIIM oXyMoroNiC - March 31, 2009, 9:41 pm
Reproduction of destruction entails the destruction of production, thus EMO will die when the new fad rolls through.
Porcelina - December 9, 2008, 7:32 pm
He's going to jump off.
Auda - December 9, 2008, 6:48 pm
Hey, I was there, but I fell I have yet to realize what the poster is trying to communicate.

HEY! - I'm flappin' here!

TAGS: turkey traffic
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Koradan

stavro1 - December 11, 2009, 5:45 pm
I thought that was the chickens job

TRAFFIC - Your destination is far cooler than mine, you arrogant bastard!


TAGS: traffic sign bulgaria
Rating: 1.94/5

More motifakes by iGy

Slim - January 26, 2009, 5:28 pm
Dude it says "kids don't have breaks"

YANKIS - Tan hinchapelotas con el transito que se contradicen

TAGS: yankis transito traffic irony stop
Rating: 1.41/5

More motifakes by Magnus

GoliatheTank - December 27, 2008, 10:37 pm
why is deisle less then regular?
Retard Helper - November 19, 2008, 2:38 pm
One is cash price, other is credit price.
Anon - July 16, 2008, 1:22 pm
Two things---Look at the price of GAS!!! and secondly--why's the diesel 2 diff prices?


TAGS: sign public highway road traffic
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

mizzdizz - March 21, 2016, 9:29 am
Naw----just a few hellfires---- clean it right out!
ScorpioSeven - March 21, 2016, 5:50 am
As long as they don't "practice" with NUCLEAR bombs!
mizzdizz - March 21, 2016, 5:40 am
I think some bombing practice by the local squadrons might move some of that dirt for free! chuckle, chuckle ^!!!!!